REPTILLIANS ADOPTION AGENCY
a collection of 4444 perfectly ordinary companions
seeking a new home.
adoption fee — $1
Adoption Process
01
Submit an application.
02
Await approval.
03
Welcome your new companion.
FAQ
- Are these NFTs?
- We prefer the term “adoption certificates.”
- Why is Adoption Day only $1?
- Because friendship shouldn’t cost more than one dollar.
- Are they lizards?
- Our legal team has advised us to answer: “No.”
(Rob wrote three of these answers before HR made him stop.)